Too sexy for his shirt, the intrepid reporter bares all for Art
by KYLE McKEOWN
I was walking down the first-floor hallway of the LA building when I saw a sign on one of the art class doors: NO ADMITTANCE: MODEL POSING.<BR>I came to learn that the sign was posted because the model behind that door was posing nude.<BR>Not being one to shy away from unleashing my glory upon the world, my curiosity got the better of me and stirred a number of questions concerning nude modeling that I needed to answer. <BR>Could I do it? How much would I get paid? Would I be nervous? Would the students laugh at my weiner?<BR>To find the answers, I went straight to the source. <BR>While hanging out before class, I called the art department and talked to instructor Jim Smith. He gave me the lowdown on the job: pay, nudity and the formality of the class. Then he asked if I would be interested in trying modeling.<BR>I had never modeled before, excluding senior pictures and some short sessions for a friend who is a photographer and was working on a project. I had never been in a situation where I would be the center of attention for a class studying every amazing piece of my beauty.<BR>Smith asked me to come in the following Friday and “try out” the modeling to see whether it was something I felt comfortable doing.<BR>I had a week for the idea of being nude in front of a room of my fellow students to set in. Nudity is not foreign to me. I was the guy in high school who would from time to time drop trou, slip on a sock and socialize at a party. <BR>The situation in a classroom is something different. When I would “sock walk” at a party, I was surrounded and supported by my friends. Everyone was joking around. In a classroom, I would be expected to act professionally, and those around me would be acting professionally. It would be a lighthearted atmosphere, but one of intensity and determination.<BR>It is always easier to whip out your hose when you expect people to laugh, because then you can at least pretend they are not laughing at it. A large party favor included with my nudity would be the revelation of my saggy testicles. Due to some gene, the boys of my family were blessed with either saggy, or grossly large testicles. I was curious to see what the class’ response would be to their magnificence.
When I entered the class on the morning that I was to model, I heard Smith talking to one of his students in a tone of skepticism as to whether I was going to show up. My appearance muted his doubts and solidified my commitment to the arts. My dedication, while never a question in my heart, became a truth of my concealed beauty.
Smith quickly showed me the classroom and allowed me to undress in his office. I half took my time, half hurried out of my clothes and into my robe, exiting his office with a few minutes to spare before class was to begin. I wandered around the class attempting to mentally alter the girth of my penis. I wanted it to look presentable to the class. I wanted it to be a predominant feature amidst my overwhelming beauty.
The classroom setup was intimidating. The students surrounded a large table-like platform covered in an old baby-blue cotton blanket.
Everyone seemed to believe that I knew what Iwas doing because I received little direction as I meandered up to the platform, uncertainly placing my feet upon its steps. Smith asked his students if they were ready to start. I took his cue, dropping my robe and revealing to the class of strangers my shocking beauty.
Smith started by having me strike five sequential poses for one minute apiece as a warm-up exercise. I was a little nervous and oblivious to how he wanted me to pose, so he gave me ideas for actions I could perform. When he told me to bend over and pretend I was tying my shoe, any inhibitions I was still holding were thrown completely out the door.
It was a good thing I shaved my taint.
Over the next two hours, I was asked to hold a variety poses for increased durations. I performed five, ten, fifteen and twenty minute poses.
With each pose, I became more and more comfortable atop the platform, but I still lacked the confidence I yearned for.
Time is a comfort. The Wednesday after my try out, I received a phone call from Smith asking whether I would be interested in taking over his Friday class permanently. I accepted, putting any concerns about time or comfort on the back burner.
Two days later, I entered the classroom for the second time. The feeling in the room was much more relaxed. I was completely comfortable. No pose seemed unreasonable or inadequate.
A substitute teacher was scheduled, but had yet to arrive, so the students and I got started with four short poses as we waited for the sub. I was choosing my own poses and they were received relatively well. Everything was groovy.
The sub soon showed up and I spent the rest of the time doing more expressive, longer poses. She gave me pointers for further sessions. It was a very receptive environment. My second day of posing solidified my confidence in expressing my beauty.
Nude modeling has been rad thus far. For now, it is a decent job with short hours and good pay and I will continue posing until I no longer can afford to keep it in my schedule.
The most valuable feeling I gained from the experience is a complete confidence in the expression of my beauty without shame or doubt.
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