If only technology could give back our two hours
by DEBBIE MADDEN
The Time Machine, directed by Simon Wells, H. G. Wells’ grandson, should be everything a girl could want in a movie—love, romance, a beautiful ring, a gunshot wound and a crushing blow—Oh, wait, scratch those last two.
Our hero Alex (Guy Pearce) the future time traveler lives in a slightly cluttered Currier & Ives print of New York City. He has the perfect job, a doting housekeeper, a concerned friend and an adoring girlfriend, whose only desire is for Alex to give her flowers.
But on the night Alex plans to propose, his beloved is shot dead in a bungled robbery. This is the catalyst that pushes him over the edge from overworked professor to obsessed inventor. After four years of forgetting to shave and shower, he steps into his bright, shiny, new time machine with the intent of righting the past.
Savvy to prior events, and with a clean-shaven face, Alex steers his love on a different path out of harms way, and all is going well until she asks for her flowers. Unfortunately for Alex his girlfriend is killed yet again in a freak accident when he steps away to get her flowers.
Luckily for his now twice deceased girlfriend, he figures out that she would only die a thousand times, a thousand different ways if he continued to repeat the past.
Unluckily for us, he decides to travel to the future to try to find out why he can’t change the past.
Other than a couple of semi-interesting pit stops in the future the ultimate destination of the movie is to a stylized, yet primitive version of the world so richly described in H. G. Wells book of the same name. Here Alex encounters a pasty faced Jeremy Irons in the very badly acted role of the Uber-Morlock, who lords over the lesser creatures 800,000 years in the future. I believe it may have been more interesting to see the other 998 ways his girlfriend could expire.
The Time Machine is not without redeeming qualities. Guy Pearce is so likable you can’t really hate the movie even though it deserves to be.
Maybe by the time you see the movie someone will have changed the past so the last half of this movie is worth watching.











March 22, 2002
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