by CLAYTON SEDLER
Gentlemen, have feelings of inadequacy been getting you down lately? Have you been coming up short after exiting the shower in the locker room? Has your lack of confidence left you dateless on Saturday nights?
To be a true man, according to society’s standards, we must have the fastest car, the loudest stereo, the biggest house on the hill the biggest SUV and, of course, the biggest penis to satisfy every voluptuous women who comes our way.
Realizing that we cannot have the biggest of everything, feelings of being inadequate begin to swell up inside of us, and our egos becomes shattered.
If you can’t afford the fastest car or the biggest house on the block to entice the ladies, maybe purchasing a supply of pills to increase the length and girth of your penis is the answer.
After researching all of the spam emails you have received explaining the validity of these products, and thumb through the advertisements of the last few pages of your favorite magazine and porno star Ron Jeremy spokesman for penis enhancement products giving his personal word that this miracle in a bottle truly works, you finally tell yourself that this could be the answer you are looking for.
Well, think twice before handing over your hard earned dollars, because you are about to be scammed. “These companies are bogus, none of the pills work,” says Dr. John Weigel a professor of Urology at K.U. Med., specializing in sexual dysfunction. This particular industry is playing of the emotions of consumers earning a profit from men’s personality complexes created by an unattainable persona portrayed in television, movies and music. “The average size of male genitalia is about six inches, and is based on heredity. People fooling with Mother Nature end up in my office weeping about the disastrous results,” says Dr. Weigel.
Reluctantly, Weigel stepped forward to speak out about the hocus pocus these products claim, however mum’s the word, according to Dennis Munich media relations specialist at the university of Kansas hospital, “Because of the millions of dollars revolving around these products our doctors are afraid to comment one way or another because of reasons of liable.”
MSNBC reports that authorities seized the assets of the company producing Longitude, which sold more than $74 million dollars worth of enhancement pills. Not only was Longitude ripping off gullible consumers, they were also illegally charging consumer credit cards as well.
The Arizona based company C.P. Direct, makers of Longitude, said that they studied the list of ingredients on similar web-sites before developing their formula but never consulted medical experts nor conducted any independent tests of their product, according to court documents.
Franklin C. Lowe, professor of clinical urology at Columbia University is quoted in the Miami Herald as saying, “If it were legitimate, I’d be a billionaire.” Don’t count on the promised three inches these products guarantee, he said. There is no scientific evidence that any pill can enlarge your penis.
Flora Research of San Juan Capistrano conducted an independent analysis of 10 different enhancement pills, the Herald reported, and turned up significant levels of E. coli, yeast, mold, lead and pesticide residues. The independent analysis did state that the capsules contained gingko and ginseng, which in proper doses can increase blood flow to the penis to help correct erectile dysfunction.
The U.S. F.D.A. does not regulate health supplements as long as they are harmless to consumers. However, Canada requires for any health product announcing a specific claim to be scientifically proven or it will not allow it to be sold or imported into the country.
The Food and Drug Administration has different sets of rules for supplements and drugs. The F.D.A. sends drugs through strict studies before approval. Manufacturers of supplements don’t need to prove validity of their products and in some cases the manufacturer does not have to prove whether the ingredients listed on the bottle are actually contained within the supplement.
A common ingredient found in penis enhancement products called yohimbe, extracted from the bark of a West African tree, stimulates the area of the brain responsible for arousal and also increased the flow of blood throughout the body. yohimbe has been used with some success in treating erectile dysfunction; however most over the counter supplements don’t contain enough active ingredients to do the trick. A doctor prescribed medication is best when dealing with erectile dysfunction. yohimbe poses many risks as well and is ranked in the same category as ephedrine. Adverse side effects include abnormal heart rhythms, insomnia, nausea and increased blood pressure.
Ginkgo biloba, another common ingredient within penis products, is known to increase the flow of blood to the brain, but not the penis, and has been used on rare occasions as a placebo effect for men with penile dysfunction, but yohimbe was found to be a better remedy. (Consult a doctor before taking any form of ginkgo biloba if on a blood thinner because of Ginkgo’s effect of increased blood flow.)
Another top three ingredients incorporated inside the pills, ginseng can improve sexual function by increasing hormone levels and telling the body to produce more testosterone. Ginseng can be harmful if taking diabetes medication because ginseng can lower blood sugar levels, causing a bad reaction with the diabetes medication.
As of yet, none of the ingredients found in penis upgrade supplements are scientifically proven to increase the size of your penis. They might help if you can no longer achieve erection, but will not aggrandize your penis, if they did, your nipples, lips and nostrils would enlarge as well.
To help avoid being completely ripped off by herbal supplements look for products that recognize the United States Pharmacopoeia Convention and have it plainly printed on the container. Also look for other quality control standards such as lot numbers and expiration dates. Last but not least always consult a doctor before taking any supplement.
Gentlemen, have feelings of inadequacy been getting you down lately? Have you been coming up short after exiting the shower in the locker room? Has your lack of confidence left you dateless on Saturday nights?
To be a true man, according to society’s standards, we must have the fastest car, the loudest stereo, the biggest house on the hill the biggest SUV and, of course, the biggest penis to satisfy every voluptuous women who comes our way.
Realizing that we cannot have the biggest of everything, feelings of being inadequate begin to swell up inside of us, and our egos becomes shattered.
If you can’t afford the fastest car or the biggest house on the block to entice the ladies, maybe purchasing a supply of pills to increase the length and girth of your penis is the answer.
After researching all of the spam emails you have received explaining the validity of these products, and thumb through the advertisements of the last few pages of your favorite magazine and porno star Ron Jeremy spokesman for penis enhancement products giving his personal word that this miracle in a bottle truly works, you finally tell yourself that this could be the answer you are looking for.
Well, think twice before handing over your hard earned dollars, because you are about to be scammed. “These companies are bogus, none of the pills work,” says Dr. John Weigel a professor of Urology at K.U. Med., specializing in sexual dysfunction. This particular industry is playing of the emotions of consumers earning a profit from men’s personality complexes created by an unattainable persona portrayed in television, movies and music. “The average size of male genitalia is about six inches, and is based on heredity. People fooling with Mother Nature end up in my office weeping about the disastrous results,” says Dr. Weigel.
Reluctantly, Weigel stepped forward to speak out about the hocus pocus these products claim, however mum’s the word, according to Dennis Munich media relations specialist at the university of Kansas hospital, “Because of the millions of dollars revolving around these products our doctors are afraid to comment one way or another because of reasons of liable.”
MSNBC reports that authorities seized the assets of the company producing Longitude, which sold more than $74 million dollars worth of enhancement pills. Not only was Longitude ripping off gullible consumers, they were also illegally charging consumer credit cards as well.
The Arizona based company C.P. Direct, makers of Longitude, said that they studied the list of ingredients on similar web-sites before developing their formula but never consulted medical experts nor conducted any independent tests of their product, according to court documents.
Franklin C. Lowe, professor of clinical urology at Columbia University is quoted in the Miami Herald as saying, “If it were legitimate, I’d be a billionaire.” Don’t count on the promised three inches these products guarantee, he said. There is no scientific evidence that any pill can enlarge your penis.
Flora Research of San Juan Capistrano conducted an independent analysis of 10 different enhancement pills, the Herald reported, and turned up significant levels of E. coli, yeast, mold, lead and pesticide residues. The independent analysis did state that the capsules contained gingko and ginseng, which in proper doses can increase blood flow to the penis to help correct erectile dysfunction.
The U.S. F.D.A. does not regulate health supplements as long as they are harmless to consumers. However, Canada requires for any health product announcing a specific claim to be scientifically proven or it will not allow it to be sold or imported into the country.
The Food and Drug Administration has different sets of rules for supplements and drugs. The F.D.A. sends drugs through strict studies before approval. Manufacturers of supplements don’t need to prove validity of their products and in some cases the manufacturer does not have to prove whether the ingredients listed on the bottle are actually contained within the supplement.
A common ingredient found in penis enhancement products called yohimbe, extracted from the bark of a West African tree, stimulates the area of the brain responsible for arousal and also increased the flow of blood throughout the body. yohimbe has been used with some success in treating erectile dysfunction; however most over the counter supplements don’t contain enough active ingredients to do the trick. A doctor prescribed medication is best when dealing with erectile dysfunction. yohimbe poses many risks as well and is ranked in the same category as ephedrine. Adverse side effects include abnormal heart rhythms, insomnia, nausea and increased blood pressure.
Ginkgo biloba, another common ingredient within penis products, is known to increase the flow of blood to the brain, but not the penis, and has been used on rare occasions as a placebo effect for men with penile dysfunction, but yohimbe was found to be a better remedy. (Consult a doctor before taking any form of ginkgo biloba if on a blood thinner because of Ginkgo’s effect of increased blood flow.)
Another top three ingredients incorporated inside the pills, ginseng can improve sexual function by increasing hormone levels and telling the body to produce more testosterone. Ginseng can be harmful if taking diabetes medication because ginseng can lower blood sugar levels, causing a bad reaction with the diabetes medication.
As of yet, none of the ingredients found in penis upgrade supplements are scientifically proven to increase the size of your penis. They might help if you can no longer achieve erection, but will not aggrandize your penis, if they did, your nipples, lips and nostrils would enlarge as well.
To help avoid being completely ripped off by herbal supplements look for products that recognize the United States Pharmacopoeia Convention and have it plainly printed on the container. Also look for other quality control standards such as lot numbers and expiration dates. Last but not least always consult a doctor before taking any supplement.
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December 12, 2003
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