by Morgan Ryman
Selling crack and shooting people has worked so well for the multi-platinum rapper 50 Cent that he decided to try it with his third studio album, Curtis. The end product is about as generic as a modern gangsta rap album gets, which seems to be what the masses crave.
The prevailing themes of this album include getting paid, as evidenced in “I Get Money” and “Movin’ on Up” which refers to his financial gains in the streets and in the boardroom. On the track “Straight to the Bank”, 50 says, “I ain’t even got to rap now.”
On the killing anyone who gets in your way end of things, “I’ll Still Kill” features Akon, rap’s go-to man for guest vocals. The guitar-driven “My Gun Go Off” opens the record in a typical, driving fashion. “Curtis 187″ and “Fully Loaded Clip”, two tracks produced by Havoc of Mobb Deep, have the hardest feel to them.
Timbaland and Justin Timberlake drop the most memorable track on Curtis with “AYO Technology,” a hypnotic stripper anthem that is undeniably catchy.
With the rest of the record, we are reminded of why Eminem is retired, but he still shows that he can be gloriously bland with “Peep Show.” Dr. Dre’s aged talent goes to waste on “Come & Go” a rehash of the phenomenally popular “In Da Club” and “Follow My Lead,” with the warbling singer Robin Thicke, shows that 50 has a softer, apologize-for-calling-you-a-bitch side. Young Buck and Nicole of Pussycat Dolls fame appear on the Dre-produced “Fire,” Mary J. Blige delivers the unfortunately memorable chorus on “All Of Me,” “Your body is calling me/got me feeling like a fiend on crack.”
The record ends with “Touch The Sky,” featuring Tony Yayo, a song that would have sounded more in place around the middle of the album.
If generic, non-challenging, hard gangsta rap is what you crave, Curtis may very well be the record for you.











September 20, 2007
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